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Question by Kim: These are oldies but so good I had to share…I hope you all like them..Made me crack up on this dreary day.?
> >
> > 1. A man comes into the ER and yells, “My wife’s going to have her baby
> > in the cab!” I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the
> > lady’s dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed
> > that there were several cabs – and I was in the wrong one. Submitted by
> > Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX.
> >
> > 2. At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and
> > slightly deaf female patient’s anterior chest wall. “Big breaths,” I
> > instructed. “Yes, they used to be,” replied the patient. Submitted by
> > Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA
> >
> > 3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that
> > her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five
> > minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he
> > had died of a “massive internal fart.” Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg,
> > Manitoba, Canada.
> >
> > 4. During a patient’s two-week follow-up appointment with his
> > cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble
> > with one of his medications. “Which one?” I asked. “The patch. The nurse
> > told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I’m running out of
> > places to put it!” I had him quickly undress and discovered what I
> > hoped I wouldn’t see. Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body!
> > Now, the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a
> > new one. Submitted by Dr. Rebecca St. Clair, Norfolk, VA
> >
> > 5. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How
> > long have you been bedridden?” After a look of complete confusion she
> > answered…”Why, not for about twenty years – when my husband was
> > alive.” Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson, Corvallis, OR
> >
> > 6. I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this
> > morning?” “It’s very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can’t seem
> > to get used to the taste” the patient replied. I then asked to see the
> > jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled “KY Jelly.” Submitted
> > by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf, Detroit, MI
> >
> > 7. A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with
> > purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of
> > tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly
> > determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled
> > for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the
> > operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed
> > green, and above it there
> > was a tattoo that read, “Keep off the grass.” Once the surgery was
> > completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient’s dressing,
> > which said, “Sorry, had to mow the lawn.” Submitted by RN no name
> >
> > AND FINALLY!!!…………….
> >
> > 8. As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB, I was quite embarrassed
> > when performing female pelvic exams. To cover my embarrassment I had
> > unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle-aged lady
> > upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and
> > further embarrassing me. I looked up from my work and sheepishly said,
> > “I’m sorry. Was I tickling you?” She replied, “No doctor, but the song
> > you were whistling was, “I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener”. Doctor
> > wouldn’t
> > submit his name………..

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Answer by Rita P
loved them all. they were sooo funny

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Question by .: how do you do fall lawn care how do I get rid of all of those leaves?

what is the full process
I am talking about a lot of leaves

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it’s called a rake..lol or a leaf blower. or some kid down the street. or hire someone…lol

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A lot of people throw these away due to a common easy fix problem.

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Question by Sela: Lawn Care?
Does anyone know of any good lawn care professionals in the Indianapolis area and surrounding suburbs? I prefer not to go with large companies like Trugreen. Prefer small individualized companies.

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Answer by Larry A
just check with some of your neighbors if they know of any

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In this gardening special, Jerry takes you step-by-step through the fall gardening season, sharing his terrific tips, tricks, and tonics on fall final feeding.
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